Welcome to Bastardised.net - a site with a straightforward (yet expansive) mission :
  1. To catalogue and detail everything deserving of hatred.
  2. To clearly and (perhaps not so) concisely describe all that is wrong with the world, its people and life in general.
  3. To bitch about everything and everyone and to explain why things should be better.
Before you enter the site proper - this is a site intended for adults, and there are big words used in places. Oh and there's quite a lot of swearing, intolerance and downright bitchiness, too. If you're a minor, or you're just a nonce easily offended, then perhaps you'd be better off somewhere else.

Notice

As of early 2005 this site is - for the moment - defunct.
My mission to write about things that piss me off continues here, although my posts there have a bit of a wider remit, you won't find things entirely unfamilar.
The existing Bastardised articles will remain in place for the time being.

Thanks for reading.

- Unimaginative Pseudonym

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